beef stick

when someone has an uncircumcised penis.

damn that asian has a tiny beef stick

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Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

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corned beef

nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses

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Beef Broth

When you put your penis in a pot of another man's boiling cum (1cup), piss (1pint), blood (1quart) and a pinch of puss. Ensure the mix is stirred throroughly with another man's penis.

(Serves 4)
Best eaten with dick-cheese.

1) Yummy beef broth.

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roast beef

A vagina which looks very similar to two pieces of bacon jumping out of a breakfast burrito. NOT to be touched under any circumstances.

I wouldn't fuck that nasty roast beef with your dick and him pushing.

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Roast beef

A very used and abused vagina

Damn her snatch looks like a roast beef sandwich

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Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

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