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The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.
Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.
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When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.
Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.
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some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners
That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.
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To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.
Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.
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Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.
Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
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When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
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The fluttery feeling you get in your chest when someone says something that makes you just wanna fuck em
"I love you" is an example of something that may resent in an instant heart boner
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