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an insanely good fnaf song made by the living tombstone, not some fucking weird things on your mind
Fatbear: Join us for a Bite or This comes from Inside!
When your laughing so hard, so no sound comes out and you just sit there laughing like a retarded seal
Laughing...but no sound comes out
Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.
?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
When a woman orgasms/squirts while vaginally penetrated by a penis
Man 1: You know Becky?
Man 2: Yeah, the slut?
Man 1: Yeah, I'm heading to her place and she'll be coming down the mountain tonight!
Man 2: Dudeeee, make sure you wrap it up
something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies
Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.
Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.
Jake: Okay...let's do this.
Female shows up to an event with out panties on. Usually meeting a guy to have sex with.
I invited her over and told her to come raw
On October 12th of the year 2023, he will come out the closet and tell everyone that he is really into guys and wants to bang a furry. It is the day of truth from him. He is not to be hated on for it, but only told he is fine for being honest.
"I cant believe Pres actually did it on Come Out Day. I'm so happy he was honest. I just hope he don't try to cum on me."