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Used by a guy when he whips out his dick to get devoured by someone else
Person 1 whips out dick: Dick appetit
Person 2: *proceeds to give blowjob*
When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.
"Today I got an Offensive Dick"
Another word for smegma ("dick cheese")
In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!
The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
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When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick
John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there
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One who has a very large Penis, A Male Human who has an exceptionally large Cock, Not only long in length but also has massive girth.
I would hate for that bull dick Albert to get a hold of my old lady, he would split her in half.
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A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.
Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap
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