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When a male and female go bungee jumping and the male ejaculates into the females face and then punches her in the Vagina when they hit the bottom.
Oi mate I heard Jason and Denise went for a Screaming Donut
I hate it when I get Screaming donutted
When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.
This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.
why Tallulah u are so weird, like a watermelon donut
When a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.
Hey man, you ever done the powdered donut?
No. What is it?
Well it’s when a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.
That sounds sick!!!
We all have dealt with this annoying, test of patience. The dizzy donut is what we see in the middle of the computer screen while we are left in limbo, waiting for these fast computers to catch up with our powerful human brains.
The creator of the "dizzy donut " needed something to complete his software, thanks to his dog chasing it's tale that day, to inspire him.
A term used by great British chef Gordon Ramsay, it means you stupid and dumb. It is used as an insult most the time, if Gordon yells this it means you couldn’t find the lamb sauce.
YOU BLOODY DONUT, YOU UNDER COOKED THE BEEF!
YOU ACT LIKE A DONUT, YOU SMELL LIKE A DONUT, AND YOU ARE A BLOODY DONUT!
When your spanx perfect pants are working.
Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.