The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.
What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?
The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard
An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.
Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag
Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé
Douche King
That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.