Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this

driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby

non driving senior

Loser high school seniors who don’t drive. Sometimes referred to as a NDS or someone who sucks at life

Girl: That guy is a non driving senior, that’s why he has no friends

Other girl: oh that makes sense

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

park & drive

when you stick your dong in her and start to drive it in (aka fucking)

“damn dude, did you pipe her yet?”

-“yeah, it was a great park & drive.”

Drive To KFC

Niall Horan decided to change the lyrics (and technically song title too) from "so baby if you say you want me to stay, I'll change my mind" to "so baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC" on tour in 2012-2013

Niall Horan: So baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC!

pissy driving

Australian term, meaning drove home drunk!

"There is no taxi around, so I guess I am going to have to do some pissy driving to get home from the pub tonight."