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A drunk cow is a fat woman with enormously huge boobs that once intoxicated wants to jump your bones.
Fat drunk cow: "Hey, come on over and get drunk with me so I can jump your bones!"
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(adj.) A feeling of euphoria and sleepiness commonly felt after eating at Daddy's Main Street.
Sorry, I had to take a little nap; I was Daddy's drunk.
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A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed.
Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."
Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win."
Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!"
(I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen)
Me: "High fives are for fags!!"
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the act of being so intoxicated that whilst trying to walk you look as if you've broken your foot; to stumble, around leaning to one side, as If one foot is broken.
Jay was so brokefoot drunk last night he couldn't walk, with out stumbling. We thought maybe he had fallen down the stairs and broken his foot or something.
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the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.
Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.
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1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.
2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.
Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."
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Sleeping in an unusual manner or place due to excessive alcohol consumption.
I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.
You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.
A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.
A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.
A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.
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