e-search

verb. to research and gather sources for a paper or report without ever leaving the comfort of your computer chair or ever logging off of AIM.

guy 1: dont you have your thesis defense today?
guy 2: yeah, i'm ready.
guy 1: procass! you sat in your room all weekend!
guy 2: google's my savior. i e-searched the whole thing.

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e-nunciate

How a word is enunciated while talking to someone online.

How did she e-nunciate it? Did she say "Are you Jewish!?!?" or "are you jewish...?"

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E-lationship

A relationship with someone you've only ever talked with online.

Craig is so funny, I'm thinking about friend requesting him and taking our e-lationship to the next level.

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e-bagged

The form of internet tea bagging, in which the victim opens an unknown photo only to view someones scrotum.

"dude last night I was checking my email, and opened up a message from jerry, only to aww a pic of his balls, that fucker e-bagged me."

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E-rekt

When you get rekt online

Oh man, i just got e-rekt while playing call of duty

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e-gret

e-gret (noun, verb): The feeling of sorrow, shame, remorse, or fear one experiences after sending an ill-advised electronic message (e-mail, IM, text message) that cannot be recalled.

I completely misread our flirty IM exchange, and now I'm filled with e-gret that I pinged her saying, "So, when are we gonna have sex?"

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e-lesbian

A woman who has no interest or sexual thoughts of the female sex offline, but begins to show lesbian tactics online, such as looking up videos of soft lesbian porn and even masturbating to it.

"Hey, why is this lesbian porn website in your history? Don't you have a boyfriend?"

"I'm an e-lesbian."

"Oh."

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