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A massive skateboarding chad. Visit him at kingkoza.com
Bro have you seen King Koza's website? That dude is a massive chad and is a great artist at only 15!
Sid the sloth, after the events surrounding ice age 2/3 he henceforth became known as the 'fire king'
Fire king may also be used as a derogatory term in order to insult someone looking like a sloth
Look at Chris over there, munching eucalyptus like the fire king...
Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!
Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again
Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.
Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
Lizzard King
noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
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A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg
A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. KING YUSUF IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERIOR. HE IS SMART, FUNNY AND IS SO SMOKING HOT. THE GUY WHO EVERY GIRL DREAMS ABOUT. HIS ASS IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND HIS COCK IS MASSIVE
Oh my god, King Yusuf is an absolute amazing boss and i wanna fock him so hardddd.