To get cropped out of a picture with you and a really hot girl(s).
Every picture of you on Facebook or MySpace was Crop Blocked, jerk.
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People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking
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The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.
Example :
Joe โ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? โ
Joel โ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked โ
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When a guitarist has a hard to coming up with new riffs. Similar to when a writer has trouble coming up with any new ideas.
Rhythm Guitarist: 'Come up with any new riff for tomorrow's practice?'
Lead Guitarist: 'No, sorry, I had Riffer's Block.'
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Lazy slob. Good for nothing fatass.
*guy rolling on floor jumping up and down* "ahaha lol dude hes doin a ryan block!"
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When you are on facebook (or any other chat service) and you say something while the other person is still typing.
1: I was talking to this girl on fb last night, and while she was typing I totallally type-blocked her
2: type blocking?
1: yea, she was telling me her life story, and while she was doing it I said 'oic'
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A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"
Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!
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