Dirt

You know what dirt is you jackass.

I love eating dirt.

Wtf is wrong with you?

Dirt

Dirt is the meanest person ever because he accused me of calling him the n word and i’m really really upset about it

dirt if your seeing this ily really

dirt

something you eat

i go outside, i touch the grass, i eat the dirt, its dark outside

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

Stud Dirt

Attractive man-sweat.

Close female friend at gym: Yo, dude, you're rank. Go shower off that stud dirt.

dirt boulder

Potato

I had a baked dirt boulders for dinner.