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When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j
Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center
Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.
This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!
A figure of speech used to describe a state of readiness.
“Dude, are you ready for the big game tonight?”
“Fries down I am so ready!!
A fried owl is similar to a night owl, but taken 1 step further. Someone may be tired from late night work, partying, or even skating with the homies.