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Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.
"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.
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Slang word for smoking weed.
I played so much half life last night that I found reality!
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A game which descended from the heavens in the year 2020
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Lighting so perfect that it looks like you must have taken steroids to achieve your physique.
Usually sought after by bodybuilders if they want to take a picture/video of themselves flexing.
Coined by bodybuilder Matt Ogus.
Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new instagram pic, I look shredded"
Bro 2: "Yo bro that's some sick half natty lighting bro"
Forum bro: "Yo bros you got any tips on how to achieve permanent half natty lighting in my room like Zyzz had??"
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Derived from the expression Hedo Dave and Cutting Out Early. A Half-Day Dave is a person who is never late twice in the same day. This means that if the person arrives to work late, then in order to not be late twice in the same day he must leave early. Typically, a Half-Day Dave person will arrive sometime after 9:30am and leave work by 3:30pm at the very latest.
Note that the Half-Day Daveer need not necissarily be named Dave. It has been seen on numerous occasions that The Rod is actually better at arriving late and leaving early than even Dave himself!
Hey The Rod - I see you have your Karate uniform... I guess you will be pulling a Half-Day Dave again!!!
That guy you always see in the gym who loads the Bench Press up to a very impressive level, before making a fool of himself by only extending his arms half way through each repetition.
Also seen when a guy is trying to impress the ladies with as many push-ups as he can muster, only to not push himself more than a carrot's-length from the ground.
Corporal #1: Oh wow, I rarely see Sir in the gym at the same time as us, I was starting to think he never went at all!
Corporal #2: Wow Lieutenant Scotts must be a unit to push all that weight!
*Lt. Scotts barely raises the bar above his chest before lowering it, and repeats*
Corporal #1: Yeah, I knew it: he was totally lying when he bragged about his bench press.
Corporal #2: No doubt, he's just Harry Half-Reps!
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