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I don’t see how that’s any of your business.

An answer to every possible question.

- So you grew up in Louisiana?
- I don’t see how that’s any of your business.

by kangaroo4life November 3, 2021


How to tell your crush you like them

Oh, relationship advice! I might be able to help. I’m not a professional, but here’s some stuff.
1-Set up the mood. Maybe in your bedroom, a restaurant, something to get a romantic feeling.
2-Try to talk to your crush, and start a conversation. Start to complement them. They’ll probably be in a nice mood.
3-Tell them you have a confession. It’s alright if they reject you, there’s someone perfect for you out there.
4-If they want to listen, tell them they look very pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc.
5-Tell them that since they are so pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc., that you have feelings for them.
6-If they say they feel the same in some way, congratulations! If you want, hug them, or hold their waist, pull them closer, and gently kiss them.
7-If they don’t feel the same, it’s okay. Just tell them that many people probably like them because of how amazing they are.
8-If you completed this, with stage 7 or 6 being the last one, no matter what, you have been successful. Be brave, you’re amazing.

Dude on urban dictionary:Man I gotta tell my crush I like them…but I don’t know how!
Dude on urban dictionary:hmm…I’ll search it up!

Dude on urban dictionary:oh! Cool! How to tell your crush you like them is here! I hope this advice works…

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 31, 2023


how to pick up a blue chair off the ground

A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!

Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.

by gaminggod420 December 21, 2022


How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".

Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"

by Clit Teaser October 3, 2016

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How about a nice cold cup of stfu

Cold water :)

How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)

by bjx March 30, 2003

10👍 60👎


Cash me ouside how bou dat!

A wanna be Bhad Bhabie would say this

Bruh! Cash me ouside how Bou Dat!

by Sickie Nicky June 19, 2019

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How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

by oops i did it again xxx July 14, 2021

3👍 2👎