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Going out with a friend's ex girlfriends after they broke up.
ME: I just broke up with Jen
Friend: Nice, I am gonna ask her out
ME: Go ahead, enjoy my off-cuts
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somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes
Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.
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A response to a story in which someone has had something bad happen to them, or been cut - a way of recognising that what has happened is terrible, but reserving the right to be sympathetic.
Guy 1 "I organised a night out with everyone, and Tim didn't text me back. Then it turned out everyone went round to Tim's that night so only me and Steve ended up meeting and going out. "
Guy 2 "What a cut"
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Guy 1 to passing friend "Hi!"
no response
Guy 2 "what a cut"
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What I tell my kids when I really want to say, cut the shit. #momcode
If you two don't cut the dookey, my head will explode.
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A euphemism referring to cutting ones pubes (also known as a rug)
The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
-Train
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Slang term for vagina
A vagina so tight it feels like it may cut off your penis.... From the reference chokin your chicken
I thought that girls chicken cut was gonna take off my dick
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