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The female equivalent of morning wood, i.e. When the clitoris becomes stimulated in the morning.
I woke up with the biggest case of morning pebble, after my dream last night
When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!
Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.
(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am
sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio
Good Morning Today is the worst show ever.
A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco
say infinity stone (thursday morning) is lit