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taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"
Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed
morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up
Codys eyebrows ruffle up in the morning
"you shouldve seen cody in the morning"
it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.
Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.
It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.
“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”
“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...