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When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.
I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.
At orgasm, you jerk your hand like your throwing a frisbee, which gets semen all over everything.
I frisbee jerked so hard it got under my bed
When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
Triple Jerks is a aggressive people who joins up to bully, being a jerk, or in any rude ways of anger.
Woah, hold your balls, Triple Jerks. You need to calm shit down.
When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
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Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.