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The John Barnes is a tactical approach to team games or strategic board/computer games. It refers to an attempt by the aggressor to outflank or attack their opponent to the rear, or to infiltrate their defense.
It refers to John Barnes the English footballer who famously rapped a portion of an official England football song a section of which went as follows.
"They will hit you and hurt you, defend and attack. There's only one way to beat them, get round the back"
When faced with a stout defense from 300 Spartans, the Persian king ordered his troops to John Barnes the enemy thus encircling them with the use of an alternate path.
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When receiving manual stimulation and chewing tabacco spit is used for lubrication.
The other day I hooked up with that girl from the trailer park and she gave me The John Wayne.
She may not have had teeth but her John Wayne skills were on point.
That guy said to be dirty so I introduce to The John Wayne.
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Son of Bruce Lee, Kicks butt and is really cool, however, if you call someone a j. lee It means they do not look because he always has his eyes closed. -.-
your a john lee, the remote is on the sofa
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Adorable and wonderous actor. Cute, boyish blonde was great in Elephant and Lords of Dogtown. cute.cute.cute.
just seeing his cute face makes me want to jump on him!!
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Sir Elton Hercules John (Noun)
Legendary 20th Century recording artist. Known for his talents as a pianist and vocalist, flamboyancy (Large, colorful glasses and right earring), and hits such as "Tiny Dancer", "Levon", and "Your Song". Wrote songs primarily in the 70's and 80's with songwriter and longtime companion Bernie Taupin. Usually acompanied onstage with original guitarist Davy Johnston and drummer Nigel Olsson, and a Yamaha CFIIIS Concert Grand Piano. Often compared to Billy Joel, but far superior.
"Dude why arent you going to the Green Day Concert tonight"
"Because im going to the Elton John Concert"
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Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.
Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."
Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."
Dude 2: "Ghey."
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