A strange person that is always nagging on and on
Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “
Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.
"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"
beautiful and wonderful girl. Sexy inside and out. Hard to not like her.
Omg ! do uno that liv jones she is amazing !
She is the best friend anyone could ask for. In a bad mood? Just hang out with addie your mood will change in a couple seconds. Her smile lights up the world and her laugh is contagious. She’s short but mighty. Hanging out in her backyard at 9 or 10 is the most fun thing to do with her. She makes your day 10000000x better by just being there. She can make the most boring situation into something amazing. Addie is the best friend you could ever ask for. If you have a friend like her never let her go because she’s amazing.
Me; your amazing Addie Jones
Addie Jones: yeah I am
A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?
Pet: Yes dog.
Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.
Mop: lara lara lara jones. You’re gay.
Pet: mopppp. You’re more gay.
When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself
"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."
So do you want the work and money what you need?
No
You've Joned it