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Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.
Holy shit Matthew Fowlow chill out geez
The coolest person you can meet. Girls will love him he is also very athletic but his most favorite sport is Basketball. His skin tone is medium brown . His hair is black he's left handed.
I think i'd want a Ronnie Matthews
Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car
Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool
A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed
“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head”
Matthew Zamora is know to be a little whiner, but is fun at times. He constantly is known to complain and is known to run to Gino Santos. Gino Santos is known to be his Dad. He then always argues with Nicky. Everyone knows or has a Nicky in their group, but Matthew is known to run to him the most. Matthew Zamora is known to also go by Matt. He always yells as he whines and yells his favorite word "Its the Principle!"
Hey do you know Matthew Zamora? If you don't you are forgetting about that its the Principle!
A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.
Man I love Matthew Augustus Woodworth