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Implying that a person (older than 14) is not mature due to a statement that they made in replying to you.
Guy1: After we done playing we gonna be real dirty.
Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?
Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?
October 15th
Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉
I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.
Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.
Smart Idea.
Cranial tranquility dat comes from either "having a girl in every port" or knowing dat you possess "holstered insurance".
Madea claimed dat --- by her being able to "get her Glock" at any time dat she felt da need for it --- she gained piece of mind regarding "da getters gettin' her"; judging by her perpetually-tense-'n'-temperish emotional state, however, I seriously wonder if said easy access to powerful weaponry actually had much if any calming effect on her.
when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self
look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank
being gay, fruity, a lesbian, a gay man
“That man is being mindful!”
“Yes, that man loves men.”
To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite
Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )
Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"
what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
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