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It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.
Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!
Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?
Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.
Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?
Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.
Bloke 2: Get out of my life.
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This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.
Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
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That asshole you see everyday at your job that has his pants waist pulled all the way up to his tits. Example: Goober Pyle on the Andy Griffith Show.
Oh my God Brenda, Richard's wearing his nipple drawers to work again!
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The type of nipples that a skinny boy has. They are puffy and look like pinched fat, this is a result of less testosterone.
“Broooooo my boyfriend has femboy nipples I think I’ll have to send him into hooters”
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When a guy has these, its pretty cool. They are just nice nips!
Girl: "Whoa check out that guy's horseshoe nipples!"
Other Girl: "Yea, i would love to play a game of horseshoes with those!"
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When you are whipped in the nipple with a towel, or whip someone else in the nipple with a towel
"Dude, Mike gave me a whipple nipple this morning. My nip still hurts!"
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A man who focuses heavily on a woman's nipples during foreplay.
Damn fool, you are a nipple shark tonight. Be careful not to take a bite outta her!
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