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When something is soooo good a high-five will just not do.
the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.
Bob: i just won £1000000000
Rob: Missed high five!
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When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.
"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."
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A shit ass game that will scare your anacondas off. A game where you are hiding in a shit ass room and protecting yourself from shit ass animatronic rapists.
Guy 1: Have you played Five Nights at Freddies?
Guy 2: Yeah my taint fell off.
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A horror game on where you, the security guard, watches the cameras in freddy fazbears pizza.
However for some bs reason, in order for them to move, the animatronics have to move around.
And because of corruption thinking that you are an endoskeleton without a suit, they will put you in one, forcefully. It was scary the 1st time, and you come back to it again, why? we don't know.
By now you should be able to escape from being stuffed cause the jumpscares aren't that scary, besides, you could just quit the job. it made a good start with 1, at its peak in 2, started going down at 3, and ended in 4. now scott the creator, is making a kid friendly rpg, FNAF world. And it was a good choice cause the fanbase is just now full of kids who just take it too seriously now.
person1: Five nights at freddy's is awesme
me: it used to be
person1: why?
me: its just for kids now, fnaf world proves it
person1: ohh
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The Michigan-based pizza chain Little Caesars has a promotion going where you can get a large pepperoni and cheese pizza for $5.00 without having to call ahead and order it. This pizza is officially called a "Hot-and-Ready," but this is Detroit, so it is commonly known as a "five dollar holler," optionally pronounced "five dolla holla," but you probably shouldn't call it that if you're white (unless you are trying to be ironic).
Five dolla hollas are not very good, as far as pizza goes, but they are still a favorite of poor high school and college students because they are a cheap way to feed people at a party.
Person A: Hey, can I bring a few extra friends tonight?
Person B: Sure, if you grab a five dolla holla on the way.
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Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.
Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.
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Large words, often hard to pronunciate
-I am a proffessional in pharmicutical representation
-Man, don't use those five dollar words with me
-Oh i'm sorry, i mean i'm good at being a doctor
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