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When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.
I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.
mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?
the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.
mountain dew black label was the rain.
When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?
The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!
Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."