Oliver’s really cool. He has a giant throbbing horse cock and could beat you up any day of the week other than Tuesday, that’s when he learns lightsaber skills.
Person 1: ‘who’s that really cool guy?’
Person 2: ‘oh that’s Oliver’
Really cool and sexy woman Scarlett Johansson: ‘I wanna fuck him’
A person gennerally described as better than his Turkish counterpart, Emre. Oliver has both a larger penis and a larger gat than Emre.
Oliver is better than Emre
Look over there, an amazing Oliver
Is a bitch that has no life and will never get a girlfriend again
A fucking legend with a huge huge.. who gets all the girls and every one wants to be like him cos he's a blody legend
A true don of the bean bandits
God them bean bandits are dangerous, i hope oliver isnt part of them
A person who is sexually attracted to men named Josh
Oliver: "dude I am so attracted to josh"
Dad: "That's sus"