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To push an aircraft's engines to emergency full power. May cause permanent engine damage if prolonged beyond a few minutes.
Used to denote someone who is going all-out.
"You busy ?"
"Yup, got the handle jammed forward"
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Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
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a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina
I gave her an Amish toe jam last night
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Being drunk, crunk and or shitfaced....
This Force got me ALL jammed up
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A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
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When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
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