Them: I have feelings for my dog.
Me: What the shizz/What the shizz are you talking about, bruh?
Saying "what a kid" to someone is basically saying ,wow,they actually did that,how did they do that,that's crazy
Wow,he really jumped off an airship in the middle of the Sahara desert,what a kid
An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.
"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."
"What the shag? Why?"
The way a drunk server might ask what you want to drink. No one says this consciously, yet it’s still been said many a time.
“What for to drink, ma’am?”
“Excuse me?”
“What for to drink?”
“Is that English?”
A way of showing how something is annoying you.
Mate... what? Said Hood Stinky as he got killed by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.