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Taking the cover of the Ti-83 calculator and, instead of sliding it all the way on the back of the unit, placing it at a 100 degree angle from the unit. John McClintock does this.
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The state at which men try to develop superhero senses to hear, smell, feel, see, and possibly taste someone coming anywhere near five feet of the bedroom or bathroom door when masturbating.
Man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me bumpin the monkey!!!
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Caleb Reynolds (Beast Mode Cowboy) Born in N. Carolina and grew up In Kentucky. Was on the CBS Reality tv show BIG BROTHER Season 16. Caleb was given the name Beast Mode Cowboy from a fellow house guest after showing massive strength in Competitions.
That Beast Mode Cowboy sure did turn on his beast mode when he hung on with one arm to win that comp.
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Full slut mode:- When a girl who hasnt been sexually active for a while but still is in a relationship.
The relationship breaks apart and she enters full slut mode where she then proceeds to fuck anything that moves or even has a heartbeat; just because she can. She will take a guy ...or girl back to her house, or if she has gone past the point of no return she will stay over at said victims house. and not even have any regard for herself
Person 1: oh did you hear, Sharon broke up with her husband?
Person 2: no? How is she?
Person 1: dude, shes gone Full slut mode!!!
Person 2: NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Person 1: Yeahhh 3 different guys, 3 different nights
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When someone is being a general all around dick. Basically, the point where that person needs a good strong pimp hand to the face.
Douche: Shut up girl, you got your nasty horse teeth from sucking my huge cock.
Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.
Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.
Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?
Douche: It's called being a man.
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When a girl attributes traits to a shitty guy that she likes in order to make him seem like a good person when describing him to others. She doesn't look for such traits in a man, but loves to proclaim them as criteria for guys she already likes in order to seem like she's not with the guy just for sex or out of desperation.
Any given girl: Your man looks like he has no personality and will probably abuse you.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!
Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.
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I suck at life and date little girls on the internet.
Hey I'm going to go Riff Mode and get arrested for being a pedo
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