Sentence-Pushing

A condition where an individual habitually presses enter to send in a text message (i.e. Facebook, or other I.M.) before completing a full sentence, which is remnant to pressing enter rapidly to begin a new line of computer code in a text editor or compiler.

Often found in people who often write computer code, or type extremely fast.

Normal Message: yes, ryan i was at the pier last night with all my bros and they taught me how to backflip off the end and miss the rocks

W/ Sentence-Pushing: yes ryan

i was at the pier last night
with all my bros
and they taught me how to backflip

off the end
and miss the rocks

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

pushed the button on buzz lightyear

when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.

yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.

Push The Tempo

To take Ketamine or GHB, not sure which 1 exactaly , someone help.

i wanted to push the tempo before my first class.

Oslo Push

After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.

The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.

The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.

Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”

Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”

Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”

pushing π

Having a deep understanding of mathematics paired with a powerful intuition.

Not using imaginary numbers because you always keep it real.

"The square root of -1 is i."
-This person is not pushing π

Pythagoras was pushing π.

push his cab

Or pushing a guy’s cab. Euphemism for gay sex.

Yeah, he got left at the bar and we were hitting it off, so y’know. I helped push his cab.