on da real note

mean fareal or is you fa real or i'm fa real

jj:can i get a kiss
mookie:yea yo lips look good nahhh on da real note yo lips is ashy

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real proper like

With utmost efficiency and hatred.

We gonna break these muthufuckus off somethin' real proper like!

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Real Suicide shot

The real way to do a suicide shot. For the ultimate hardcore alcoholics and drug addicts. Pull out your cocaine, and make a nice tidy line. Pour your self a shot of petrol, and have your wasabi ready for eye destruction. Snort the coke, wasabi in the eye and the shot of petrol. Great way to start your Monday morning.

Dude, he's so hardcore he took a real suicide shot, and is now high, drunk and blind!

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Real Chance of Love

Another VH1 reality series, staring two brothers and I love New york rejects trying to find love by dating 10 women at once. In the end one doesnt pick any girl at all and the other picks a whimp

"Hey did you watch Real Chance of Love last night?"
"Nah man, I have a life"

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The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.

Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.

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Real Nigga Syndrome

A state at which you have became so much of a real nigga that you can not die

Guy 1: Dude did you find out?
Guy 2: What man.
Guy 1: I have Real Nigga Syndrome
Guy 2: Ahh man that sucks, no dying and shit

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The Real Bermuda Triangle

One girl lies on the floor, another girl gets on her knees, spreading her legs whilst the girl on the floor eats her out, meanwhile a man inserts an erect penis into the girl on the floors vagina and makes out with the girl getting eaten out.

John(says to two girls): Hey, wanna do the real bermuda triangle.
One girl: (while getting on the ground)Sure

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