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ADJ: Home of the most arrogant kids/parents in the world. It is a place where they try to be surfers/rednecks/preps. BC if there jeep isn’t lifted, then they definitely have a fake tan or bright pink polo’s with neon green shorts, and that lil white shell necklace. I mean I don’t think ive seen a non lifted or non-jeep affiliated car in their lots. Well its ok cus their dads are worth 10 trillion dollars. It’s a place where they film porno’s and all beat off to their buddy doing it with the team slut. It’s a place where they go to Hawaii for spring lax cus they all have private jets from their dads top fortune 500 companies. They are all talk. The only time a SP Crusy will talk smack is when he is surrounded by a 2000 man us military trained soldiers. But when you are one on one he is your best friend. They all have fake accents i.e. johhhnnnny, and they make themselves look even cooler when they wear their SP garb to every Baltimore function. It’s a place where kids give themselves nic-names like “lord Baltimore” well I guess that’s cool. It’s a place where they have had 2 winning lacrosse seasons in 20 years and its also a place where they put up 20 x 20 billboards on seminary to show how awesome their one lucky victory over the last 20 years was. It’s a place where the back up goalie goes to Hopkins b.c. of his big wig father, nothing wrong with that. But that’s not arrogant. It’s a place that pretends to have a rival school with BL. But we know that’s not true because BL looks at SP like they are a joke, along with Gilman and Loyola.
-SP LAX 2005 we are the world champions of the entire lax world surfs up bra
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Gibson's main guitar model. Designed in 1952. Most people think they sound great, however, in truth they have a muddy sound, weigh alot, and most have uncomfortably thick necks. All all fairly overpriced. Still a great guitar, though probably not as good as a Mark II Deluxe Mosrite.
Mick Mars of Motley Crue stopped playing Les Pauls becuase they are heavy and hurt his back.
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Logan Paul is a white choch from Ohio. He owns a savage puppy named Kong, a colourful parrot named Maverick and a Psycho Dwarf named Evan ( aka Dwarf Mamba). He is the founder of the Logang, the strongest family on the internet. Logan Paul is overall awesome.
Person 1: Are you in the Logang?
Person 2: What's the Logang?
Person 1: LOGAN PAUL'S FANS!
Person 2: Oh, You mean Jake paul!
R.I.P Person 2
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Likes (LOVES) to shaft men in the shitter
LAD 1: something stinks of shit
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell
LAD 1: he fucks GUYS
LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum
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Some freaky-ass wigger with freaky-ass teeth and an annoying-yet-creepy smile that says "i'm secretly grooming your kids over the internet". Why so many "grills"? I've never heard him rap so I don't know if he has talent, but i know that those "grills" are the ugliest things i've ever seen. Why does he wear them? Is he a snaggle-tooth hick that needs a whole SET of falsies?
Paul Wall... his fucked-up metallic face scares my daughter
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A single-cutaway guitar made famous during the classic rock era. Unfortunatly, most modern players simply take advantage of the fat and muddy sound of the humbuckers to mask their lack of skill.
Crappy power chords are for les paul players. Screaming Hendrix melodies are for strat players
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A more convincing than average wigger.
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
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