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Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.

Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 31, 2024


peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 29, 2020


Last Peanut

When her breasts are just empty bags of skin with a nipple dangling at the bottom. The nipple representing the last peanut in the bag. Completely empty skin bags but huge hard nipples

Imagine 2 empty bags of M&M's hanging from her clavicle with just 1 M&M left in each bag

Can I have your last peanut?

by The Milk Man Cometh September 15, 2024


Peanut Crate

This term is used to describe a woman who acts like she can keep a secret. When in reality she wants to tell everyone and stir the pot.

Hey in cannot believe that peanut crate told you that. I said it in confidence what a dick.

by Vick Duffy August 11, 2018


chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying

friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023


Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.

Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!

by Gray Devio February 8, 2020


peanut gang

A crazy person that's the leader of a gang or crew or conglomerates

Damn homie straight peanut gang leader bro!

by Benisenvy May 4, 2023