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By far, the best segment from MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Three nominees are chosen in the order of "worse, worser, and worst". The usual candidates are the idiotic propagandists from Fox News like Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck along with other conservatives like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Karl Rove, and Rush Limbaugh that are never called out by the rest of the media for their stupid comments and inability to do simple fact checks.
usually seen as an immature, somewhat juvenile segment by critics, it tends to be more for comedic relief and satirical purposes (as olbermann likes to use voices to make fun of the person), but has been known to take a serious tone depending on the subject.
Billo the clown, today's WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
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Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community
Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.
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Otherwise known as AsPD or more commonly, Sociopathy. Sociopaths, on contrary to common belief, are, in most cases, not criminals or murderers. Only severe sociopathy may result in crime. Sociopaths are people who disregard or violate rules of society, lacks guilt and empathy, and despite being impulsive, they are probably intelligent and charismatic.
One of my close friends has Antisocial Personality Disorder. She excels in Maths and psychology, though she constantly gets into hot water by her impulse. She values ratiocination and logical reasoning but do not understand how others feel.
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you
you are the most beautiful person ever <3
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A person of non African American descent who lives in a community full of Africans or Hispanics and understands their plight. Ordinary Africans can give the title to a non African. Or a high-ranking member of the black community and from then on they are entitled to all of the benefits of being an African American in the United States even have the privilege to say the nigga. Referred to as the "black pass" in most cases a ceremony with your African friends will be held.
Leonardo DiCaprio is considered an honorary black person because Jamie Foxx bestowed it upon him.
To many in the black community Bill Clinton is considered a honorary black person.
Almost all the whites in the NBA are considered honorary black people
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To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay
U have Straight person -itis
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1. Multiple Personality Order is a common response to the largely conflicting views and ambitions pursued by different groups in the world, related to artistic "disinterestedness".
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
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Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
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