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A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen
Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen
Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!
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A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.
Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.
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A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.
He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch
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to strike ones pussy with closed fist
shut up or your getting a puter punch
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Similar to the Donkey Punch. When you are having sex doggy-style, as you climax, you give your partner a short jumping uppercut to the jaw as Inner Light by Shocking Lemon plays in the background.
Ippo was having sex with Kumi-chan and, as he was about to climax, his boxing instincts kicked in, and he gazelle punched her as Takamura watched from the bushes.
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The Dog Punch is when you're having sex and the girl doesn't want you to come in her face so you smack her nose which then makes her eyes water, temporarily blinding her. You then pull out and come in her face.
Boy: Can i come in your face?
Girl: No!
Boy: *DOG PUNCH*
Girl: I CANT SEE!
(Boy comes)
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During oral sex, The male must punch the girl In the back of head repeatedly before finishing.
Your sister is still mad about that Donkey Punching last week.
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