purple rain

The thought of having to pay child support after your girlfriend tells you shes pregnant.

Wishin' on a falling star

Waitin' for the early train

Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain

Aw, come on, Joe, you can always

Change your name

Thanks a lot, son, just the same

- America Ventura Highway

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purple state

A state of intense and prolonged sexual arousal brought about by fantasies of violating the spouses of political candidates of both parties.

Garvin was in a purple state from his desire to give the First Lady a Dirty Sanchez.

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purple nurple

1. an act when one twists the nipple of another, causing it to go purple.
2. My friend Shelbie's stuffed monkey

"Look out William! It looks like Jacob'll give you a purple nurple if you stop eating all that poop!"

Shelbie: PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE!

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purple mushroom

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead

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purple bologna

"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.

Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"

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Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it

Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"

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Purple Rain

Hot steamy post handjob ejaculate from an erect purple-headed male member.

Whoa, that purple rain was hot on my forearm!

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