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Hard Rock

Hard Rock is just classic rock that's often a little too hard and rocking for the ladies who prefer more mellow stuff which is cool.Classic rock includes any rock from the 60's and 70's such as psychedelic rock,acid rock,hard rock,progressive rock,progressive hard rock and maybe some metal before it became such a trendy fad and before Mtv fagged it up beyond repair and the underground dicks didn't help either with the possible exception of "some" thrash metal.Classic rock was more blues influenced and soulful than today's metal which is too stiff and stupid and dark and goth and evil to be enjoyable.

Let's do this right with no faggy hair metal or grunge tards...

Led Zeppelin
Rush (started out as hard rock and hard progressive rock)
Ted Nugent
Aerosmith
AC/DC
Nazareth
Heart
BTO (listen to songs like "Not Fragile" and "Welcome Home")
BOC
Thin Lizzy
UFO
Scorpions (old stuff before the dark times,before metal)
Cream
Black Sabbath
Alice Cooper
Queen (if you don't think so it's because you haven't listened closely enough)
Deep Purple
Ozzy with Randy
Jimi
Van Halen (the original Van Halen only)
Pat Travers
April Wine
Triumph

Hard Rock is very closely associated with rock,classic rock,progressive rock and progressive hard rock,as well as with psychedelic or "acid" rock and "Southern Rock" as well.

If your girlfriend likes it then it might be rock or classic rock or pop rock or maybe Southern Rock.But if your girlfriend says "can we listen to something else?" then it's probably too hard for her ears,too long,too progressive and has too many solos for her.Hence, "Hard Rock."

All rock is good as long as we're talking about classic rock which really is what all of this is.Classic being pre-Mtv rock and hard rock and southern rock and prog rock and prog hard rock and acid rock or psychedelic rock,but not really metal except for maybe barely a litle bit.Bands that were rock or hard rock or metal before Mtv could still pass as classic rock.If I had to list all classic rock bands then I would be here for fucking ever.

Hard Rock was meant to be played loud without shame or embarassment.Something that just doesn't hold true to most of today's rock and metal.Hard Rock played loud sounded good and was a true test of the quality of a good stereo.Back then stereo had equalizers unlike today's piece of shit stereos which are almost always devoid of a good EQ and usually come with a stupid fucking "bass boost" button.

by Smokin October 15, 2005

197๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Radio Rock

A type of 'music' (I use that term loosely) that is constantly overplayed on your average shitty mid-west "alternative rock" radio station. All bands and songs sound exactly the same and there is nothing innovative or original about any of it as musical talent is kept to an absolute minimum. For whatever reason your average white-trash/trailer-park type loves this 'music'. The worst offender of these bands is Nickelback as they continue to shit on our ears with their 'music'. Simply by tuning into one of these dreadful radio stations you will hear 1 of these bands within minutes, but will not be able to tell them apart as they all sound exactly alike. Only your average white trash scumbag will be able to identify songs & bands as this information is meaningless. He can easily be identified at the nearest Hot Topic by his wallet chain, black Doc Marten's perhaps with flames on them, pony tail, tribal tattoo, overload of facial piercings, and half assed wannabe goatee on his chin. If none of this is visible the one dead giveaway to find him will be his silk button up short sleeve shirt with either dragons or flames on it, perhaps even both, and his extremely wide legged all black jnco pants.

Other "Radio Rock" bands include but are not limited to: Seether, Theory of a Deadman, 3 Days Grace, Shinedown, Hinder, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Daughtry, Chevelle, Staind, Papa Roach, Saliva, Stone Sour, Saving Abel, Alter Bridge, Creed, etc.

by adamthehousecat February 2, 2013

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christian rock

A genre made up for crap bands like Underoath, Project 86, and Kutless. Despite popular belief, their lyrics have absolutely nothing to do with God. The bands may have one song that makes a brief reference to Jesus but that is all. This is just an excuse to sell their horrible, uninspired music to dumbassed youth group skaters for $18.95 an album at a Christian book store.

Hey, man! I was skating to Underoath yesterday! Their music makes me love Jesus so much! I love christian rock!

by Asshat Hatass May 5, 2007

168๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


kick rocks

kick rocks- move on , walk away, leave

" that dude is trippin, he think he can have his cake and eat it to he betta kick rocks

by shaina mack November 29, 2007

121๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


crunk rock

Lil' Jon's new album is going to be called this it comes out in the autumn

"Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz - Crunk Rock"

by Barlow April 4, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


D-Rock

When a man, who hasnt masturbated in such a long time, does it facing toward another person, and when he ejaculates it hits them so hard it hurts!

Person 1 - "Yo bluh, this guy is trying to boi me around. If he aint careful, im'a wack my dick out and D-Rock him straight in the forehead, i aint messing around"

Person 1s Mate - "Yer seen, quit messin mate. You dont want him to D Rock you!"

Person 2 - "Eazy now rudebwoy, i might like it if he D Rocks me, I'm gonna try n catch his cum in my mouth!"

Person 1 - Fuck that shit...!

by Scott Esskay December 18, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


nu-rock

The newest age of rock.
Like Nu-Metal but doesnt have the guitar as main instrument.

KoR|/|
>I can see i can see im going blind
Linkin Park
>One step closer to the edge and im about to break

by zepth August 19, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž