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when a guy with a teckniquely smaller dick puts it into someones huge dick's penis hole
oh man, i wish he was here so we could have a sausage fest
mmmm. i love friday nights.. dad makes sausages ;)
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The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.
Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.
My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum
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A line or group of men, usually in surplus to the ratio of women. This is particularly prevalent at bars and clubs. The fact that most men insist on patronizing these establishments to "get some pussy" is a mystery.
Rob: "Lets go to that new bar on Main."
Ed: "I heard that place is a fucking sausage line-up."
Rob: "No man, you know we'll get laid."
"After having been for many years in a committed relationship, Jay went to a club known for its wide abundance of women. Jay found out with much dismay that this place was nothing more than a wall-to-wall sausage line-up. Jay then did what any other male would do in such circumstances; he went home and watched pornography on his computer."
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4 Dicks in a woman's Ass cavity at the same time.
Guy - 1 "Yo, Dude!"
Guy - 2 "What man?"
Guy - 1 " I just German Sausage Plugged this chick"
Guy - 2 "Yeah dude, I was there!"
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A party of all dudes and no chicks. Can also consist of a huge dick but be said in a more respectable manner.
Screw this party its a phatty sausage fest.
I thought this party was going to have some hotties here, lets leave this phatty sausage.
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When a man wraps his penis (sausage) with a piece of american cheese (. . . well cheese I guess) and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female (egg)
ex. Dude I so totally gave that girl a sausage egg and cheese last night.
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Something that this kid in my class keeps laughing at
Hahaha lol XD furry sausage wallet
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