The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.
Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...
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To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.
I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower
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A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
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Meaning and planning to shower but procrastinating and delaying the shower
Shower moment's happen when instead of showering you go on Msn, Facebook, talk on the phone.. etc
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If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.
Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."
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A drink you consume while in the shower. Generally, it is Crown Royal and Coke mixed and put in a Thermos, thereby preventing hot water from getting in the drink. Usually reserved for special drinking days in dorms, ie, getting drunk early in the morning or before supper.
Before brunch, we went to the bathroom and had shower ryes.
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having large sums of money and bragging by throwing it in the air
Person 1: Man im in a drought right now...i have no money and no job.
Person 2: Sucks for you i can cause a Rain Shower. Im rich my man.
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