To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.
I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower
The place where all young boys were once touched by the graceful hand of the pedophile hitler....he touched the young boys in a manor which was unpleasant towards the youths rectum....making penetration very painful
Hey my boy just got out of the gulag showers and is walking funny
A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
Meaning and planning to shower but procrastinating and delaying the shower
Shower moment's happen when instead of showering you go on Msn, Facebook, talk on the phone.. etc
having large sums of money and bragging by throwing it in the air
Person 1: Man im in a drought right now...i have no money and no job.
Person 2: Sucks for you i can cause a Rain Shower. Im rich my man.
giving someone a golden shower after not consuming any beverages for an extended period of time. Urine is very yellow and will cause the recepient to pucker in enjoyment.
Bill- "I haven't had anything to drink in 2 weeks."
Joe- "Me either"
Bill- "Lets exchange sour showers"
If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.
Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."