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A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.
(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.
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To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.
I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower
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A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
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Meaning and planning to shower but procrastinating and delaying the shower
Shower moment's happen when instead of showering you go on Msn, Facebook, talk on the phone.. etc
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having large sums of money and bragging by throwing it in the air
Person 1: Man im in a drought right now...i have no money and no job.
Person 2: Sucks for you i can cause a Rain Shower. Im rich my man.
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giving someone a golden shower after not consuming any beverages for an extended period of time. Urine is very yellow and will cause the recepient to pucker in enjoyment.
Bill- "I haven't had anything to drink in 2 weeks."
Joe- "Me either"
Bill- "Lets exchange sour showers"
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If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.
Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."
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