Sleep Deprived English

A form or use of the english language that tends to go off topic and constantly slur in speech. This form of english is common among most teenagers.

Guy 1: He dude are you alright?

Guy 2: Oh yeaah man, im joost fiiine... Is that what she really looks like?

Guy 1: Dude, you are speaking some major Sleep Deprived English.

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Sleep in my hole

When one has a storage compartment in ones wall and one prefers to sleep inside of it instead of ones bed.

"Hey Billy, I'm moving in with you. Where should I sleep?"
"Yeah Bob. Take the bed. I sleep in my hole."

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GTS (Go to Sleep)

WWE "superstar" CM Punk's shit as finisher

"Oh what's he gonna do now, oh it's his shit as finisher the GTS (Go to Sleep)" - Jerry Lawler

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Im a lot to sleep with

Aggressive sexually in bed

“Trust me im A lot to sleep with”

Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

Get more sleep

What a very modest boy should do.

Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself

Friend: No

*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*

Cael Sleep Paradox

This is the paradox that results in the deficiency of somnolence.

Cael Sleep Paradox = Sleep is for the weak and I would not be able to sleep knowing that I am weak.