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If your sexuality is based on the ability to have biological children with your partner then you identify as Super Straight. If either partner is infertile and a donor egg or sperm is required, both partners can declare their sexuality to be Super Straight as the intent to have biological children is still there. If both partners are infertile and choose to adopt a child, both partners can declare their sexuality as super straight as their intention would have been to have biological children if possible
I want to go on a date with a super straight partner that I can have biological children with
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super straight is little straight boys who don’t wanna date any trans women because they are trans and they use the Grindr colors as their flag.
Guy: hey, I’m super straight
Educated person: no, ur just transphobic
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Super straight is just a label to help excuse the fact that you're transphobic. Having a preference is ok but not dating someone because they're trans and/or invalidating them is not ok. A lot of "super straight" men are invalidating trans women saying they won't date them because they aren't real women. This is absolutely disgusting. "Super straight" people are social rejects that don't realize that they are just straight. Wanting biological children is a life choice not sexual orientation. Having a preference for the opposite genitals is literally just a preference not an entire sexuality.
Social reject, "I'm super straight and I only date real women"
Normal straight person, " You're just transphobic. You can have a preference without invalidating trans women."
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the day after u smoke ur self to sleep when u know ur straight but u still feel high but u still feel like ur in the third person
"R U FUCKIN HIGH?!" said ur boss "na! its a straight high" said u in third person
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The stepchild of the high five, the "straight thuggin" is used by two individuals who both feel that a moment is so crucial, that it must be celebrated with a physical exchange between said individuals. To perform a "straight thuggin" one must have one's arm fully extended, also make sure you wrist is limp. While keeping eye contact with the other party, very gently, with as little effort as possible move your knuckles, which should be dangling towards the ground, against the others knuckles. Its very important that you only move your arm, not your wrist. Otherwise you have failed to complete the "straight thuggin".
Homie 1: Yo thats a sick drawing.
Homie 2: Thanks man
Homie 1: straight thuggin man!
*Both exchange the "straight thuggin"*
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Passing a sobriety test on the side of the road. Also used to describe a gay bashing festivity.
I had 12 beers last night and I was still walking straight when the cops pulled me over.
Man I had fun walkings straight last night. Those fags never knew what hit them.
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Super straight is the sexuality for people that are attracted to the people of the opposite gender, which is also the gender they were born.
This means that men are attracted to women that were born women and women are attracted to men that were born men.
Me: Hello.
Her: Hello, I just want to inform you that I'm transgender.
Me: Thanks for telling me but I'm super straight.
Her: It's okay, I respect your sexuality.
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