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Ro-tard

Nickname given to former clientele of a now-defunct bullshit jazz bar in Kitsilano famous for the aromas of stale urinal cakes and late-middle age desparation.

Rotards are recognized by their inablity to converse on subjects not related to themselves or to their now rat-infested opium den of a restaurant. They are also infamous for occupying other local watering holes and filling them with characters ranging from self-obsessed gambling addicts to sadistic ex-high school football coaches.

The only defence against Ro-tards is to form a defensive circle and stare unblinkingly at any program on the television above one's head.

Man: Hey woody, what's up.

Woody the Ro-tard: Me memememememememememememememememeRossinis!(hummed to the tune from Moulin Rouge)

by spinynorman April 14, 2011

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e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.

'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'

by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009

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E-Tard

Someone who goes on line too much (usually to play games and chat rather than to keep up with current events or educate themselves). They are so involved in their online activities that they lose track of daily reality.

Man, I've just been playing blackjack online 24-7! Haven't kept up with the news or anything. I dohn't know what's going on! I'm turning into a real e-tard.

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

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Fuck left-tard pussys

Left tard pussys who have trump derangment syndrome, need to take their welfare leachin, beanie wearing, gender disphoria having, election cheating, cuties supporting, negative IQ asses back to California so we can build a wall around them.

Fuck left-tard pussys, I hope they suffocate in their masks.

by Abooky December 9, 2020

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team killing fuck tard

a team killer "in halo, cs,ect frist person shooters"
kills team mate's too often...
"a dumb-ass"
invented by red vs blue

killing any team members and or themself.
you killed the whole team, "you team killing fuck tard"

by juutin June 19, 2006

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deshi deshi tard penis

literally just words added together as an insult. when you can't find correct words to describe someone who is being unreasonable.

oh man, you're such a deshi deshi tard penis.

by lozzer14 November 15, 2010

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Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard

1. A young or inexperienced gamer that is a failure.
2. A cocky gamer that sucks at giving comebacks.
3. A term used to show disgust towards a persons failed attempt.

It also can be used as an acronym: NAFT or N.A.F.T.

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard : "I raped your face that last game!!!"
Person Two: "I rapped you this match BITCH!!!!!"
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard: "Well I -pause- raped your mom last night!!!"
Person Two: "You Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard...."

by TH Harry H October 2, 2009

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