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My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.
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Not using your best underwear, but your back up underwear. Usually occurs when you haven't done the laundry in a while, and are in desperate need of clean underwear.
Dave: Do you have a wedgie?
Mike: No, sorry, I'm using my B-Team Underwear
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The people you don't find shopping at the 24 hour Sobey's at the 3:30 in the morning with their 4 kids.
Sorry man, you didnt make Society's Dream Team. We caught you at sobey's at 3 a.m.
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When four best friends all go take a shower in sperate stalls in a public bathroom. It is a peaceful, relaxing experience, and is in no way shape or form homosexual. Similar to a sauna.
"Hey guys, Im pissed off. Team shower time?" "Yes, lets relax."
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an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.
yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.
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Indian cricket team is world's best cricket team
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The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.
My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.
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