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The part of a fat person that flaps when they run
Rossie Odonald has jelly rolls
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An orgy that takes place in the back off a van sometimes while it is being driven down a road.
One man to another: oh man this van pulled up in my driveway and John opens the back doors and his naked and there was a bunch of naked women in there with him and one's sucking his dick. and he says we got a rolling orgy back here. want a join us? and I say hell yeah. It was so cool hi was high on xtc and fucking this woman going down highway 25.
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The act of rolling your limp penis up, then hitting your whore with it.
Dude John totally gave that whore a Pizza Roll.
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When you know you got a hell-a-cious loud fart, and your wife is in the bed reading or watching Grey's Anantomy, you run twoards the bed and go into a barrel roll, when you fixing to complete the roll you spread you legs like an eagle and your ass lands directly on her face, then you unload while singing Thurder Rolls by Garth Brooks. You can replace the Thunder Rolls with Lighting Crashes by Live if you'd like.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pwned Sally last night with a Thunder Roll
Guy 2: What grade are you in now?
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The act of shaking off babylon.
blud, did you see that peng duck and roll?
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(v.) To interrupt someone in the process of telling a long story or incident. Comes from the idea that someone's words are "steam-rolling" over what you are saying. Sometime hyphenated.
Kid: So anyways me and Jilanda were at the movies and...
Interrupting Kid: Isn't she with Damonte?
Kid: Dude, don't steam-roll me.
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The GREATEST Rock N Roll Band ever!!!
Some people compare them to the Beatles and try to choose a winner, but remember... The Beatles were a pop band, never a rock n roll band, the Stones are the definition of ROCK N ROLL, and the only rock n roll band of massive popularity to come out of the 60's.
Girl: I wanna listen to some rock, I'm gonna play Abbey Road
Rocker: Abey Road???? are you kidding?? It's a good album but it's not rock n roll! I don't feel the blues or the roll in it.
Girl: But I like all those Beatles songs, they're cute and melodic.
Rocker: I don't like children's music. You go listen to the beatles, I'm gonna listen to real rock n roll baby, I'm gonna listen to the Rolling Stones mofo, Let It Bleed bitch!!!!
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