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A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.
Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy
When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.
Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
A test used to figure out if you are a homosexual.
So John, it looks like you didn’t pass the Bechdel Test. I think you should let your wife and kids know.
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Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.
She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
1: Hey bro guess what?
2: What
3: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
2: Shut the absolute hell up.