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Belles' Suitors

The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.

Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel

by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025


Belles' Suitors

The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.

Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!

by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025


Bell Canada

Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.

Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.

by WendyOKoopa2 September 3, 2021


James and Belle

Everyone's goals James likes Belle and Belle likes James everyone knows except them everyone loves James and Belle

Guy: We should be more like James and Belle

Girl: I know I love them they're so cute

by Bivinbikebarry April 14, 2016


Kai Bell

An absolute hard cunt

“Kai Bell is such a unit. He could wrestle a bear and come out on top!”

by Hardcunt2401 November 13, 2019


bell bell

a beautiful baby with blond hair and blue eyes she has a big imagination and is very playful

who is that over there crawling oh her that is just bell bell

by dancing diva123 December 23, 2017


Tangent bell

A notional bell that is rung when a discussion has deviated from the intended point, or any useful tributary.

"Alrighty, I'm ringing the Tangent Bell, Heath Ledger's untimely demise has almost no relevance your annual performance review."

by Trish Via Steve July 27, 2008