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Similar to modern dating, modern dumping is the breaking up with a partner by solely changing your relationship status to "single" on your social networking site.
A: My girlfriend broke up with me last night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.
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When you have a cheap/free whore who loves getting thunderfucked and let's you Dump Dick all in her guts.
And there I was, balls deep in my sister's ass, just dumping dick all up in her stomach.
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Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.
I drunk-dumped Sarah last night, and she is pissed.
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Taking a dump while playing doodle jump. In order to leave the bathroom you must exceed a pre set point limit on the game. This activity is absolutely crucial during long bouts of waiting for something exciting eg pre-concert, movie previews, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, where did regis go?
Dude 2: He's gonna be awhile, hes locked in a doodle dump session.
Dude 1: Ahh I see...
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A rotten dirty excuse for a vagina literally your last resort but definitely one you keep a secret and wear 10 rubbers but enjoy every second of its nasty glory
Omg did you say Jason smashing that snaggletoothsauruses dump sack I bet his dick is gonna fall off
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Dude I need to stop by the Burger King and dump a couch. Big time!
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how former President Trump referred to absentee or mail in votes being counted which he claimed were "massive dumps", When a president writes the lines on SNL for them.
A massive dump "I went from leading by alot to losing by a little" aka how election counting works.
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