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Logan is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's the person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him!
"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
Logan is a name usually associated with someone who is a complete faggit. Logan is often times gay with a hoeish last name.
"Hey you know Logan?"
"Yeah that fags' gay"
The best person I could ever ask for! He’s really cute and hot but like yea he’s also so nice. Like why is he so nice and he got money so like ima get rich off him. Yea so that’s all on period.
Logan bishop is a really cute smart guy!
Logan is a typical day to day asshole he is so full of himself and thinks everything is hilarious when it’s really not he is aggressive and annoying and gets mad easily
An absolutely stud rocket with a 13 inch shlong that is reserved for your mother. Logan will take you out the back and give you unholy back shots that will make a Atheist praise God. Logan can be be Autistic but hides it well. Logan also have pepperoni nipples that make you want to have intercourse with pope Francis
You a Logan
One of the sweetest, kindest guys you will ever meet. he’s thoughtful,and loves spoiling his girlfriend, Logan’s are usually a Taurus, and he’s not only a soulmate for a girl but they are also the girls bestfriend, Logan’s are that child hood friend ou end up marrying, have kids, and grow old together. Never lose a Logan.
Friend:who’s that
You:that’s my boyfriend
Friend: what’s his name?
You: his name is Logan and he’s my bestfriend
Friend: wow you’re so lucky