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Used when something is awesome, sweet or off the sheezy.
That website is Mike Jones, Yo!
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To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"
Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."
Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"
Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".
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when you’re get screwed from both ends on one end is a man and on other is a woman that has a bigger ding dong than you!
yall thomas and misty did the getting miked
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Mike Cusack plays football so good at BP Tech he has the heart of a lion.
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THE CATS MEOW. the biggest baddest o.g. around. with a bit of a pimp lean, struttin his stuff ina pair of lee jeans. bright diamonds in his ears, drives with nascar steer. cruisin big chevy, swag so big it weighs down on others heavy. nikes on his feet, dances sexy on the beat. Ashton Martin thru the back streets. does the dougie, owns the whole damn place, so much hustle, can throw stacks in yo face.
damn, i wish i was a mike desial
hey, hes got swag... must be a mike desial
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Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.
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Once a Mac OS game released in 1995. Now it means a penis.
My pants fell down and it showed Mighty Mike and his Two Fists.
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